you regularly get advertisements from charter bus companies
you know what aisle the paper plates are in at costco
you always have receipts in your pocket
you’ve wondered if you could pull off skinny jeans
you haven’t been on a date in 5 years
you know more than 3 people with b.o.
you oddly have the lyrics to gangnam style memorized
you have hundreds of facebook friends under the age of 18
you own a macbook, iphone, and or ipad
you listen to christian music
you take pride in your planking abilities
you’ve mastered the perfect s’more
you still say, “your mom…” in response to pretty much anything.
your office contains the following items: megaphone, sofa, books, snacks, cooler, paper plates, and first aid kit.
Have some fun. Add to this list in the comments!